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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description></description><title>The Joseph Hanzel Chronicles</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @staticelctrcty)</generator><link>http://staticelctrcty.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>iamblessed</title><description>&lt;img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/NpWP35ZRapxx4e2vv8fP4rsHo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://iamblessed.tumblr.com/post/142253379/best-buds"&gt;iamblessed&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://staticelctrcty.tumblr.com/post/142639940</link><guid>http://staticelctrcty.tumblr.com/post/142639940</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 02:55:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>kari-shma:Drawings by James Mitchell aka Nas Chompas....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/AZN7wsuV4py4xd2toXkqnhZUo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://kari-shma.tumblr.com/post/142434298/drawings-by-james-mitchell-aka-nas-chompas"&gt;kari-shma&lt;/a&gt;:Drawings by James Mitchell aka &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jamsandwich/"&gt;Nas Chompas&lt;/a&gt;. Portland.&lt;a href="http://www.booooooom.com/2009/07/15/nas-chompas-drawings/"&gt;via:&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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joe…. :/
ily you too… -_-</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gube.tumblr.com/post/142638038/joe"&gt;gube&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;joe…. :/&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ily you too… -_-&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://staticelctrcty.tumblr.com/post/142638343</link><guid>http://staticelctrcty.tumblr.com/post/142638343</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 02:52:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>:D</title><description>&lt;p&gt;:D&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://staticelctrcty.tumblr.com/post/90513004</link><guid>http://staticelctrcty.tumblr.com/post/90513004</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 20:59:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I am making pasta for my cat and I. nomnomnom.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://gube.tumblr.com/"&gt;gube&lt;/a&gt;) your cat think it smells delicioso. :3&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://staticelctrcty.tumblr.com/post/86288567</link><guid>http://staticelctrcty.tumblr.com/post/86288567</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 20:35:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>gube:fives:(via (kerry))
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/A9Chcd5BVh2iegm06DH2NqyZo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gube.tumblr.com/post/85610182/fives-via-kerry"&gt;gube&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://fives.tumblr.com/post/62943017/i-am-going-to-spend-the-rest-of-my-life-loving"&gt;fives&lt;/a&gt;:(via &lt;a href="http://flickr.com/photos/typefour"&gt;(kerry)&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://staticelctrcty.tumblr.com/post/85692671</link><guid>http://staticelctrcty.tumblr.com/post/85692671</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 21:15:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>theplastichero:
:)
lulz</title><description>&lt;img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/JZy9qynMRky8vxosfytAjpmqo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://theplastichero.tumblr.com/post/85682128"&gt;theplastichero&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;lulz&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://staticelctrcty.tumblr.com/post/85692618</link><guid>http://staticelctrcty.tumblr.com/post/85692618</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 21:14:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>this is my best friend. I took 2005 pictures of her, and if i...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/yUZOuBeZZkyafn9yyWD41cmdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;this is my best friend. I took 2005 pictures of her, and if i were to post all of them up tumblr would be flooded with the gube.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://staticelctrcty.tumblr.com/post/85691714</link><guid>http://staticelctrcty.tumblr.com/post/85691714</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 21:10:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>gube:

blackeyedbitch:sycamore: (via smut-to-go)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/a4TEudWsLkhdrw1nlHUVVNKio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gube.tumblr.com/post/82324532/blackeyedbitch-sycamore-via-smut-to-go"&gt;gube&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://blackeyedbitch.tumblr.com/post/82299561/sycamore-via-smut-to-go"&gt;blackeyedbitch&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://sycamore.tumblr.com/post/82295940/via-smut-to-go"&gt;sycamore&lt;/a&gt;: (via &lt;a href="http://smut-to-go.tumblr.com/"&gt;smut-to-go&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://staticelctrcty.tumblr.com/post/82486447</link><guid>http://staticelctrcty.tumblr.com/post/82486447</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2009 05:30:56 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>theplastichero:

gube:
who want’s to watch me die?
I rather...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/2KcfEglxIkfbhudxi5uVoAi3o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://theplastichero.tumblr.com/post/81761896/gube-who-wants-to-watch-me-die-i-rather-watch"&gt;theplastichero&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gube.tumblr.com/post/81761629/who-wants-to-watch-me-die"&gt;gube&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;who want’s to watch me die?&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I rather watch you grow.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://staticelctrcty.tumblr.com/post/82486301</link><guid>http://staticelctrcty.tumblr.com/post/82486301</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2009 05:29:43 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>gube:microwalrus:kari-shma: (vinyl by David Volk)


</title><description>&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/AZN7wsuV4ke8aknr1YZ85i28o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gube.tumblr.com/post/81754536/microwalrus-kari-shma-vinyl-by-david-volk"&gt;gube&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://microwalrus.tumblr.com/post/81586245/kari-shma-vinyl-by-david-volk"&gt;microwalrus&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://kari-shma.tumblr.com/post/81536362/vinyl-by-david-volk"&gt;kari-shma&lt;/a&gt;: (vinyl by &lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.jpgmag.com/people/davidvolk" title="David Volk"&gt;David Volk&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://staticelctrcty.tumblr.com/post/82486270</link><guid>http://staticelctrcty.tumblr.com/post/82486270</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2009 05:29:28 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>gube:microwalrus:qiring:ginzuna:reretlet:     dance my...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/t0zEVkuZokdehuo4iuWPOIC0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gube.tumblr.com/post/81756940/microwalrus-qiring-ginzuna-reretlet-dance-my"&gt;gube&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://microwalrus.tumblr.com/post/81375512/qiring-ginzuna-reretlet-dance-my-dunce"&gt;microwalrus&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://qiring.tumblr.com/post/81374416/ginzuna-reretlet-dance-my-dunce"&gt;qiring&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://ginzuna.tumblr.com/post/81370308/reretlet-dance-my-dunce"&gt;ginzuna&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://reretlet.tumblr.com/post/81370144/dance-my-dunce"&gt;reretlet&lt;/a&gt;:     &lt;a href="http://bbs2.oebit.jp/takagitakagi/bbsnote.cgi?381"&gt;dance my dunce&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://staticelctrcty.tumblr.com/post/82486249</link><guid>http://staticelctrcty.tumblr.com/post/82486249</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2009 05:29:18 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>5 in the morn'</title><description>&lt;p&gt;i can’t sleep.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m laying in bed.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;thinking of what we could of been.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;but it all seems so far now&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’d do anything to keep you.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But you need to be free.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://staticelctrcty.tumblr.com/post/82486106</link><guid>http://staticelctrcty.tumblr.com/post/82486106</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2009 05:28:13 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>gube:

staticelctrcty:

gube:

theplastichero:

staticelctrcty:
i can’t even stress how much i love...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gube.tumblr.com/post/72142425/staticelctrcty-gube-theplastichero"&gt;gube&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://staticelctrcty.tumblr.com/post/72141915/gube-theplastichero-staticelctrcty-i-cant"&gt;staticelctrcty&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gube.tumblr.com/post/72141266/theplastichero-staticelctrcty-i-cant-even"&gt;gube&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://theplastichero.tumblr.com/post/72140951/staticelctrcty-i-cant-even-stress-how-much-i"&gt;theplastichero&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://staticelctrcty.tumblr.com/post/72140361/i-cant-even-stress-how-much-i-love-you-little"&gt;staticelctrcty&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;i can’t even stress how much i love you little gube, it’s unexplainable. I’ve gotten to the point where i would drop my life here and go live with you wherever you choose.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Joe, you are one creepy ass motherfucker.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;He’s not creepy! I don’t think it’s creepy, Joe… let’s go to iceland and dance forever! You know i won’t pass on this offer. I love you too mister silly head &lt;3&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Matt’s just jealous, can i pick you up at around 5? My phone is dead, so I can’t make any other sort of contact with you. *hug* your my favorite person in the whole wideeee world!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I can’t today, I’m going out &lt;_&lt; I wont have my phone on me, but I’ll hit you up friday. I wuv you joe &lt;3&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;-_- where are you going?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://staticelctrcty.tumblr.com/post/72143144</link><guid>http://staticelctrcty.tumblr.com/post/72143144</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 15:34:42 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>gube:

theplastichero:

staticelctrcty:
i can’t even stress how much i love you little gube, it’s...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gube.tumblr.com/post/72141266/theplastichero-staticelctrcty-i-cant-even"&gt;gube&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://theplastichero.tumblr.com/post/72140951/staticelctrcty-i-cant-even-stress-how-much-i"&gt;theplastichero&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://staticelctrcty.tumblr.com/post/72140361/i-cant-even-stress-how-much-i-love-you-little"&gt;staticelctrcty&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;i can’t even stress how much i love you little gube, it’s unexplainable. I’ve gotten to the point where i would drop my life here and go live with you wherever you choose.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Joe, you are one creepy ass motherfucker.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He’s not creepy! I don’t think it’s creepy, Joe… let’s go to iceland and dance forever! You know i won’t pass on this offer. I love you too mister silly head &lt;3&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Matt’s just jealous, can i pick you up at around 5? My phone is dead, so I can’t make any other sort of contact with you. *hug* your my favorite person in the whole wideeee world!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://staticelctrcty.tumblr.com/post/72141915</link><guid>http://staticelctrcty.tumblr.com/post/72141915</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 15:28:20 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>i can’t even stress how much i love you little gube, it’s unexplainable. I’ve...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;i can’t even stress how much i love you little gube, it’s unexplainable. I’ve gotten to the point where i would drop my life here and go live with you wherever you choose. 

 &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://staticelctrcty.tumblr.com/post/72140361</link><guid>http://staticelctrcty.tumblr.com/post/72140361</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 15:19:44 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>i keep falling for you.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;i keep falling for you.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://staticelctrcty.tumblr.com/post/70351943</link><guid>http://staticelctrcty.tumblr.com/post/70351943</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 23:52:18 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>gube:
no puedes estar bravo con migo por el resto de tu vida, yo se que me amas, te lo vi en los...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gube.tumblr.com/post/70089005/no-puedes-estar-bravo-con-migo-por-el-resto-de-tu"&gt;gube&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;no puedes estar bravo con migo por el resto de tu vida, yo se que me amas, te lo vi en los ojos quando te rechase. Perdona me, fue tu unica opportunidad, puedo yo no puedo mas con tigo,  yo amo a mi novio, quisiera amar te tambien, puedo no tengo los cojones que tu tienes, tenemos algo especial, no lo quero perder, a lo mejor un dia estareamos huntos, puedo ahora no, no en estos momentos. Tu vida es muy complicada, y te voy a alludar ser lo mejor que puedes ser, te amo amigo de lejos, perdon por romperte el corazon.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt; :/&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://staticelctrcty.tumblr.com/post/70351775</link><guid>http://staticelctrcty.tumblr.com/post/70351775</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 23:51:18 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>gube:
no one gives a shit about me, and i guess i shouldn’t care. I guess i should just go, since...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gube.tumblr.com/post/70347701/no-one-gives-a-shit-about-me-and-i-guess-i"&gt;gube&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;no one gives a shit about me, and i guess i shouldn’t care. I guess i should just go, since you already did.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;well, i can see your feeling melancholy, I understand that you are feeling a bit on the south side, and I can understand, being in a relationship or not being in a relationship can be the most stressful thing if you let it be. Most I can tell you babe is to talk it out, don’t keep it in, it wont fix itself, jealousy is a powerful thing, it can destroy you, it can eat you alive. If you need to talk to me I’ll be here, I’ll wait for your call, your text, your IM. I’m worried about you, you looked like death this afternoon. The only way i can know whats going on in your life is if i read it, and you haven’t written much in the past couple of weeks. I love you kid, don’t stress about this.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://staticelctrcty.tumblr.com/post/70351070</link><guid>http://staticelctrcty.tumblr.com/post/70351070</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 23:47:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I feel very, very greedy tonight.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I feel very, very greedy tonight.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://staticelctrcty.tumblr.com/post/67075004</link><guid>http://staticelctrcty.tumblr.com/post/67075004</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2008 19:47:55 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
